There is a reason why strippers make so much money. Please, leave the pole dancing to the professionals…
And ladies, no matter how hot you may think you are, if you need help up onto the pole and then even more help once you get up there, bad things are going to happen.
If you insist on having a stripper pole at your tailgate party, might we suggest doing it right and getting one that goes into your tow hitch by getting the Platinum Stages Hitch Pole.