Videos: Indy 500 Tailgating Stripper Pole Dancing

If you are going to transport and set up a stripper pole at a tailgate party, here are a few tips:

1) Try to get HOT girls to twirl around on said pole. Mediocre girls in overalls do not qualify as hot.

2) The instructor on the proper stripper pole technique should be a current or former stripper. Dudes in cut-off Daisy Dukes with no shirt should not be providing the tutelege.

3) If you want to inspire women to get on the pole, playing Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” is not the way to do it. Have you ever been in a Gentlemen’s Club? A steady diet of hair bands from the 80’s like Def Leppard, Warrant or Motley Crue should do the trick.

I am posting these videos as a public service to those tailgaters as an example of what NOT to do.