- Have you seen the beer belly on the guy?
- He likes the Porta Potty. I mean have you every heard your toilet flush on Christmas Eve night? The jolly fat guy has to be be “going” some where!
- With an army of elves at his disposal, he has no problems getting the best of the best tailgating games.
- The man is from the North Pole. He’s just gotta be a fan of the Frozen Tundra.
- In a single evening he cosumes like a billion glasses of milk and plates of cookies. For an eating pro like him it’s an easy switch to ribs, sausage, burgers, and beer.
- I don’t recall ever seeing a fee for sleigh parking…Free Parking in the lot!
- When you travel from the North Pole to the USA it shows that there is no rush to get back to the wife. Time for a post-game tailgate!
- The old line, “Come sit on Santa’s lap” makes him the best wing man ever with the ladies! Though I am not sure how well the “Ho, Ho, Ho” line will go over with the opposite sex!
- If you see him in your lot, you know your team has a chance this year. Santa doesn’t visit the bad teams (sorry Rams, Lions, and Browns!)
- Most importantly, the man is a frequesnt visitor of www.tailgatingideas.com
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!!