Super Sunday and Home Alone

If you are reading this on Super Sunday, I say beware.  If you are reading this on Monday, I ask, “Was I right”?

Super Bowl Sunday is the ultimate NFL and entertainment event.  Everyone is watching and partying.  And when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE.

Below are 10 of the most annoying people that you will surely encounter at a Super Bowl Party…

  1. I don’t care if you are interested in the game.  I am only here for the commercials and food.  I don’t care if I ruin the actual watching of the game for others.
  2. I don’t have a favorite team, but I will come Monday morning.
  3. Peyton Manning.  It’s bad enough that you are playing in the game.  Do you have to be in every commercial too?!?
  4. I spent Saturday surfing the web for the new commercials.  Unintentionally (or is it intentional?) I am going to ruin the surprise of new commercials for everyone else.
  5. I know about football, but I’d rather play dumb, hoping for a hook-up.
  6. I am dieting, so it is my job to be be Mr./Mrs. Nutritional facts and let you know exactly how many calories and grams of fat are in those dips and wings.
  7. Well, I’ve seen all the new commercials and half time show.  Who cares if the game is a classic…time to go home!
  8. I just dropped $500 on the outcome of the coin toss.  Time to ruin everyone else’s party…before kick-off!
  9. Spilled beer, spilled dip, dropped wings…not my house, not my clean-up!
  10. It’s Monday morning and Mr. Beer Bong is still passed out on your couch.
  11. Bonus (for Philly Fans): I feel the need to keep reminding everyone else about that time that QB lost his pre-game meal on the field.

So as George Thorogood once sang, I think on this Super Sunday it would be best if  “I drink alone.” 

And my attitude has nothing to do with my favorite team never winning a Super Bowl…OK, maybe just a little!

Go Colts, Go Saints!