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The NFL Is Coming For Your Tailgating Time

Posted by Dave On August - 26 - 2009

No Super Bowl TailgatingI am not sure who coined the phrase that the National Football League stands for the “No Fun League” but it is getting more and more apparent they are living up to that moniker every day. Before, the “No Fun League” was used to describe the NFL’s over-the-top and oppressive rules and regulations regarding player touchdown celebrations or their uniform compliance. Washington Redskins Tight End Chris Cooley recently wrote on his blog a list of all the ridiculous fines the NFL will impose on a player for such infractions like wearing the wrong nasal strip or hand towel alterations. But now the No Fun League is recommending limiting tailgating for all 32 franchises. That’s right, the NFL is now coming for your tailgating time.

USA Today:
NFL targeting binge drinking among fans in new season
Fox News Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld: No Fun League

The NFL is recommending that its 32 teams and 31 stadiums limit tailgating to 3½ hours before games and attempt to better monitor and enforce rules against excessive drinking in stadium parking lots. If this goes into effect, do you think they will be lowering parking fees because NFL fans will not get as much time in the tailgating lots? Yeah, me neither.

binge-drinkers.jpgSadly, the NFL is under the impression that drunk, unruly and obnoxious fans are only a result of long hours of tailgating. That’s simply a naive point of view. The fact is this recommendation will only hurt the responsible tailgaters. The tailgaters that arrive early and like to watch the early games on their portable TVs and grill will be hurt the most. Those that enjoy the entire tailgating experience are typically not the ones getting blind drunk and staggering into the game. Longer tailgating hours are not a crime of opportunity to get drunk and obnoxious. Sorry to burst your bubble but if NFL fans want to get drunk and act irresponsibly, they can do it in less than 3½ hours. Just having four or five or even six hours of tailgating will not make a person drink more or less. Responsible tailgaters know their limit yet with this time limitation recommendation the NFL seems to view us all as a bunch of drunken idiots.

My best suggestion to fight this tailgating restriction recommendation would be to get all your friends to email the NFL league offices and express your opinion on this matter. I would suggest mailing a letter to Milt Ahlerich, the NFL’s senior vice president of security, and let him know you are a responsible tailgater that will only be hurt by this recommendation. Make sure it is a well written and concise letter. Keep it brief and make sure to use proper grammar and spelling. (Poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect letters are usually discarded and ignored.) Mail it to:

Milt Ahlerich
Senior Vice President of Security
National Football League
280 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10017

If you are not sure what you would like to write but still want to let the NFL know that limiting tailgating will only harm responsible tailgaters, you can send the following sample letter:

Dear Mr. Ahlerich,

I am writing to you today to express my opposition to the National Football League’s recommendation that all 31 stadiums limit tailgating to just three and a half hours. I am a responsible tailgater and this time limitation will only hurt those that tailgate responsibly. We understand that the excessive consumption of alcohol in the stadium parking lots is a problem but those that want to become intoxicated will do so in less than 3 1/2 hours.

As an NFL fan I want to enjoy the entire day I spend at the stadium. That includes tailgating in anticipation of seeing my team play. By decreasing the time stadium parking gates are open will only create traffic congestion and frustration. I believe that the number of intoxicated and unruly fans will remain unchanged if decreased tailgating is enacted across the league.

As an NFL fan I hope we can encourage responsible tailgating without limiting our time in the parking lots. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

your name

Will it cost you a first class stamp? Sure it will. But wouldn’t you rather invest the time and less than a dollar to preserve your tailgating time? Go ahead and ask a Jets or a Giants fan what they would have done to prevent their tailgating time from being reduced.

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11 Responses to “The NFL Is Coming For Your Tailgating Time”

  1. Robert Mack says:

    The NFL has no idea how much damage a drinker can do in 3.5 hours! I get to the bar at 10 pm and leave at 1:30 am before last call and I am pretty messed up. This is another reason why i go tailgating before college football games and don’t waste my $$$ on the NFL.

  2. The NFL Sux says:

    when will they be satisfied? when we all just stay home and watch it on TV? why even bother to have stadiums if they really don’t want fans showing up and making a mess of their precious game? Just keep watching the games on Tv and make sure to buy the boner pills and beer they are selling ads for.

  3. Liz Charleston says:

    Be careful what you wish for NFL. High ticket prices combined with a recession, expensive beer prices and high parking fees… Soon you will give us all a reason to not go to the games. Now you want to cut back tailgating? Stupid.

  4. The Sport of Tailgating » Tailgating is in trouble and needs our help says:

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  5. irsmart says:

    I am in phoenix and was informed by an overly rude “security guard” as soon as the game began that I needed to get into the stadium “NOW!” That i was not allowed to be by my tailgating gear or by my vehicle at any time while the game was on. I was not even allowed to be on the property during game time unless I was INSIDE the stadium. He said it was a NFL wide rule. As i strolled out with ten minutes left in the game, he informed me that i had to start breaking down my stuff “FASTER” and hoped i didn’t “have a heart attack” with the pace at which i was moving. (oh it was slow, because he was pissing me off) Is this really a NFL wide rule, or do they want me to drink the $10 beer as opposed to the beer in my cooler??

  6. Mike Hunt says:

    Pull your heads out NFL! Drunks will get drunk no matter how much time you give them. I should know. I can do about 8 beer bongs in a hour & that will definitely get me good and hammered. Stupid policy if you ask me

  7. Sweet G says:

    If you stay home they’ll black out the game and no one wins. The best way to protest would be to use public transportation to avoid parking fees, drink before you even get there, arrive right when the game starts and spend no money at the stadium. But what fun would that be?

  8. Sweaty dude says:

    So when does this end? When will the NFl be happy. I guess when we all park our cars and walk immediately to the gates in an orderly single file line like school children will they be happy. When did personal responsibility becaome the priority of the NFL to monitor how long we can tailgate?

  9. raiderhater says:

    I’ve already been feeling the wrath of it.. Sucks.. I’ll definitely be sending in a letter as well.

  10. Tony says:

    So what the NFL wants is for you to start drinking off of their member club’s property, then get behind the wheel of your car and then drive into the stadium under the influence (not that I, or any of my buddies do it)? They’d rather you spend money inside of their clubs and restaurants and concessions at premium prices.

    It’s bad enough that once the gate off Route 3 by Giants Stadium opens up, it’s like the start of the Daytona 500 with people rushing to get their usual spots in the lot.

    If they implement the 3 1/2 hour rule, me and my buddies will find another place to tailgate, or give our tickets up.

  11. Tony says:

    And they’ll still license tailgating gear on NFLShop.com.

    Hypocrites!

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