Lotion Flasks

Lotion Flask Pouring
Lotion Flask Pouring

You’ve heard the phrase, “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying”. How about, “The drug makers are always one step ahead of the drug testing procedures.”? That same mantra can be applied to smuggling in your booze past the security guards at a football game, festival or concert.

The unique ways to smuggle your booze past security has gotten more and more difficult as security guards have caught on to the multitude of ways to smuggle your booze past their pat downs and bag searches. Last year we did a blog post ranking the best ways to smuggle alcohol past security. We heard word that at the Stagecoach Music festival this year, security had a list of banned items that were intended for stealth ways to smuggle in booze.

But you can’t keep good people and tailgaters down for long. Now comes along the Lotion Flasks. Food grade plastic tubes that hold 4 oz of liquid, each designed to look like a tube of skin lotion. (Click images for larger view and product detail)

We tested the Lotion Flasks and they will not leak and the top screws on tightly ensuring none of your booze will leak out alerting security or law enforcement that it does not contain hand lotion. The cap flips up like a real tube of skin lotion and you can squirt a shot or two into your drink just by squeezing the tube.

  • Each Flask holds 4 oz.
  • Includes 2 Funnels for Easy Filling
  • Looks Like Real Lotion Bottles ensuring they can be taken anywhere
  • Includes 3 Unique Designs
  • Made from Food Safe Plastic (wash before using)

After testing the Lotion Flasks we are going to definitely deem them “Tailgate Approved”. You will not want to use them while out tailgating but rather inside the venue. Either way, these flasks are just another sneaky way to get a little extra hooch inside the stadium without paying those high concession prices.

Each Lotion Flask holds 4 ounces of liquid. Since the Lotion Flasks comes in a 3-Pack, that totals 12 ounces of liquor which is about half a 750 ml bottle of booze. Lotion Flasks cost $15 for the 3-Pack and can be purchased at SpringBreak247.com.

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