Flame: The Fragrance For Tailgaters

I think I can speak for most of us and say we as tailgaters love the grill. We love everything about it. Cooking meat caveman style, the sizzle sounds of meat hitting a hot grill grate and the smell of dead animal flesh getting a proper viking funeral. Everything about grilling makes you feel great. So naturally it was about time someone came out with a fragrance, yes I said fragrance, that has the sweet smell of grilled meat in it.

Burger King, you know the Home of the flame broiled Whopper, has launched a new men’s body spray called Flame. The company describes the spray as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Um, I’m sold. Where do I get me a bottle? Well, actually, you can buy it online at Fire Meets Desire.

Then I got to thinking. Isn’t cologne and perfume designed to smell good to the opposite sex? Since men are predominantly the ones that enjoy the smell of grilled meat, why wouldn’t they have made a women’s perfume like this?

If I met a hot girl in a bar and she smelled like a Ribeye or fresh bacon, I would start picking out china patterns the next day. Seriously. I think I just gave someone a million dollar idea. Just make sure that when you create it that you give me the first royalty check.

Buy Flame at Ricky’s NYC for $3.99.