Leave Belichick ALONE!

Leave Belichick AloneThis is a parody of the 2-minute YouTube video by Chris Crocker regarding the media criticism Britney Spears’ received after her on-stage performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards. If you haven’t seen it, we suggest you go watch it before reading further. If you haven’t seen it, this entire parody will be lost on you.

And how freaking dare anyone question Bill Belichick after all he’s been through! He got caught cheating and filming the Jets, he was found out to have had a mistress (allegedly), he stole Randy Moss from the Raiders for a measly 4th round draft pick, his owner says he had no idea he was cheating and now he is running up the score. All you people care about are TV ratings and making money off of him.

He’s a HUMAN! (wipes away tears)

What you don’t realize is that Bill Belichick is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him. He hasn’t smiled at a press conference in years. His attitude is ‘less is more’ because all you football fans want is MORE, MORE MORE, MORE, MORE!


You’re lucky he even coached for you bastards! LEAVE BELICHICK ALONE! Please! (sobbing uncontrollably)

Randal Godfrey talked about showing respect for the game and said if Belichick was a professional he wouldn’t have gone for it on 4th down when the score was 38 to nothing. Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly BASH someone who is going through a hard time? LEAVE BELICHICK ALONE! Please. (more uncontrollable sobbing)

Leave Bill Belichick alone right now! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me because he is not well right now. (more uncontrollable sobbing)

(whispering) Leave him alone.

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