Make Your Tailgate Sound Like A Strip Club

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If you have tailgated more than a few times you have probably seen one of those portable stripping poles show up at a tailgate spot. The problem is that most of the guys that set these things up think that is all they have to do. Just set up the pole, turn on the radio and the women will flock to them and start grinding on the pole like a girl who missed a few hugs from daddy when she was eight. Wrong! If you are going to be “that guy” that trots out the stripper pole at a tailgate party you need to transform your tailgate spot into a gentleman’s club. And what does every gentleman’s club have? Stripper music.

We go back to our guest tailgating DJ, Alex “RaiderHater” Chavez of the tailgating group, for some suggestions to get the girls up and dancing. We even have some suggestions as to what props or gadgets you may need on hand to enhance the ladies listening and dancing experience. So without further delay, here is the play list to get the ladies dancing with or without the portable stripper pole. (Songs and artists link to the iTunes music store so you can create your own iMix.)

Closer Nine Inch Nails (One of the all time greats)

Cowboy – Kid Rock (Have a cowboy hat ready for the ladies)

Girls, Girls, GirlsMotley Crue (Can’t go wrong with this)

Cherry PieWarrant (Definitely gets the long hair flying all over the place.)

Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard (A gentleman’s club classic)

My LoveJustin Timberlake (some ice cubes would come in handy for this song)

DirrtyChristina Aguilera (skimpy outfit required to freak to this song)

What’s Your FantasyLudacris

I’m a Slave 4 UBritney Spears (Might get beat up for playing this at the tailgate, but it will be worth it if someone jumps on the dance

I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper) [feat. Mike Jones] T-Pain (The anthem)

Grind With MePretty Ricky (Some of that slow grind type of jams for the after the game tailgate maybe.)

Pony Ginuwine (To do list: Get a chair, sit down… Push play. Ladies will do the rest)

ButtonsPussycat Dolls (Your own set of Pussycat Dolls at the Tailgate would be EPIC)

My Love Is Like…Wo Mya (Hips wont stop moving to this one)

Can I Have It Like ThatPharrell (Once you see this performed live in its “natural environment, you’ll know why this made the list)

Burn RubberToo $hort (Too short has got hits like these for days)

BedJ. Holiday (On that smooth RB tip)

Thoia Thoing R. Kelly (Getting a bunch of people to randomly yell “Thoia Thoing” will get the party started. .seen it with my own eyes.)

U and Dat (Featuring T. Pain & Kandi Girl) E-40 (Tryin’ to get to uuuuuuu and that booooty)

Nice & SlowUsher (For those champagne room type tailgate RV’s people have)

Back That Thang UpJuvenile (Will get even random people walking by the tailgate to back that thing up)

Tip DrillNelly (This is another “take it to the RV” type of songs…)

LollipopLil Wayne (For added, effect, make sure you have a bag of lollipops handy)

PlayDavid Banner (Freakyness 10x if you play the explicit lyrics version)

WaitYing Yang Twins (Ditto as the last song)

Gasolina (Remix) – Daddy Yankee (A hit with the Latinas, you’ll get them shaking it like Shakira in no time)

AtreveteCalle 13 (You might not know what they’re sayin’, but the beat will captivate ya, pretty soon your hips will start movin’)

La TorturaShakira (Perfect opportunity to have a Shakira booty shakin’ competition)

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