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How Tailgaters Can Learn A Lot From Porn Stars

Posted by Dave On August - 2 - 2011

After reading that headline I know what you are thinking… You are probably saying, “A little eye-candy here and there is cool but now it just seems like you are pandering to the lowest common denominator referencing porn stars.” In all honesty you are partially right and partially wrong.

Some of you may have clicked in just because we have chosen to include a photo of porn star Ashlynn Brooke. If that is the case, welcome and take a look around. we have a lot of fun stuff that is not all eye-candy.

The hardcore tailgaters will read the message and come away with some very valuable information about tailgating and enhancing the tailgate party lifestyle. So here is Ashlynn Brooke and following will be some motivational tips on how understanding the work of a porn star will make you a better tailgater on Saturdays and Sundays this fall.

(Image of Ashlynn Brooke appears courtesy of New Sensations.)

Being a porn star and being a tailgater can be stressful at times. That’s a bit ironic because both activities are viewed as being something we would do for fun. But tailgating and being in porn can be a lot of work too.

You might think a porn star just shows up on set, has sex and then goes home for the day but you would be wrong. It is a lot more involved that just that. The same thing goes for tailgating. You can’t just show up at the stadium unprepared and expect things to go well. That’s when something fun turns into work. This is where the porn star can teach the tailgater a thing or two. (And it is not how to tie a cherry stem in a knot using only their tongue.)

…Just like a porn star that makes having sex look easy, there are those veteran tailgaters in the lots that make their set-up look effortless…

As a tailgater there are a lot of things to know and remember. You need to know what time to leave in the morning to avoid traffic. You need to know where to park. You need to remember to bring all the necessary gear. You need to know how much beer to bring, if you remembered the mustard and if it was your buddy Al that had the peanut allergy or was it Don who is allergic to wheat. And you need to remember which one is coming and if you’ll be making blender drinks to make his hot girlfriend stick around. Sometimes the planning of a tailgate seems like it is more trouble than it is worth.

This is where the lessons can be learned from porn stars.

Porn stars make having sex look sexy, easy and appealing to the eye. Without getting graphic, we all know this is not the case in real life. Porn stars need to be concerned with camera angles, if they are in the proper light, if their hair or arm is blocking the camera and to be conscience of where the director wants them to be. They need to do all of this while still looking good and appearing to be natural. Sometimes a porn shoot can last 10 to 12 hours and the scene shot at the end of the day needs to have performers with as much enthusiasm and energy had they been the first ones called. They may need to repeat a particular scene over and over to ensure the director has the perfect shot and the perfect angle. The performers need to battle fatigue so it does not come out on the finished product.

As a tailgater you can learn from this. Much like the porn star, you need to overcome adversity and any obstacle you may face. Road construction on the highway you normally take? Break out the GPS and find a different route. Sometimes the prep work the night before may seem tedious and monotonous but the pay off the next day will make it all worthwhile.

Jana Cova

Adult film star Jana Cova

Sometimes I wish someone else would pack the car full of chairs, coolers, tables and attach the grill to the back of my SUV. Although that would be nice, I know I am the one that knows exactly how everything fits. After all, if I let someone else pack the car I would be up all night wondering if they packed everything we need for the next day.

Just like a porn star that makes having sex look easy, there are those veteran tailgaters in the lots that make their set-up look effortless. But that is on the surface. Behind the scenes, these tailgaters are probably thinking up new ways to make their tailgate better. The moral here is to not give up. Just when you think you have it wired, there is still more you can do.

It may seem easy to just throw in the towel and let someone else do it all and you be the one that just shows up. For some people that may be fine and good.You are better than that.

Lot’s of times I hear people tell me, “Wow, your set-up is awesome. I would love to tailgate like you but it just seems like it is too much work.”

That defeatist attitude right there is the one thing that separates the average tailgaters from the great tailgaters. You are halfway there already. You’ve already overcome that obstacle because you have read this far. By doing that, you have shown you want to be an elite tailgater.

The same thing could be said of the well known porn stars compared to those girls that were a flash in the pan or never even got a chance. The work ethic of someone like Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane or Sasha Grey is what has made them not only famous within the adult film industry but household names worldwide. By overcoming your fears of hard work and powering through exhaustion, you too can be considered a great tailgater.

So the question to you is, “Do you want to be the Ron Jeremy of tailgating?”

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