Unorthodox Tailgating

October 14, 2008 in Tailgating Ideas

I was hanging out at a friend’s apartment recently, a few hours before a Phillies playoff game. It was one of those fall afternoons – crisp air, clear skies, warm weather -that made you wish you were outside playing catch, walking the dog, or even raking leaves. As we sat around in the apartment, sipping beers and looking out the window, we all kind of reached a consensus – we should be drinking outside.

Within minutes we had gathered a cooler, a couple cases of beer, lots of ice, and some beach chairs. Before we knew it, we were in the parking lot, taking in a beautiful fall day, and making everyone walking around Philly very jealous. Pretty soon I brought cornhole out of my trunk and another one of our friends showed up with a radio. We were in business.

This got me thinking. My first thought was: Pretty impressive to be able to put a tailgate together in a few minutes, and pretty impressive to actually go through with tailgating literally on the corner of one of the busier streets in Philadelphia (there were horse-drawn carriages and tour buses carrying senior citizens going by every five minutes.).

My second thought was: If we can tailgate a baseball game that we are about to watch on a TV in an apartment in the heart of Philly, we can pretty much tailgate anything.

So without further ado, here are some unconventional tailgates to add to your repertoire – when sporting events and concerts just aren’t cutting it.

Sexy Honey Bee Adult Costume1. Halloween – In the spirit of the season, why not tailgate Halloween? It’s been quite a few years since I’ve actually trick or treated, and I usually spend my Halloweens watching TV and getting interrupted every thirty seconds to answer the door. Well when you look at life through tailgate-colored spectacles, Halloween could become your new favorite holiday. Go ahead and set up shop on your front step with a cooler of Pumpkin Ale and a bowl full of candy. No more standing up to open the door – let the kids come to you! You’ll get to see a bunch of dressed up kids running around the neighborhood as your entertainment, and you can start snacking on Snickers and Reese’s Cups when you get hungry. Bonus: After a couple of beers, the costumes could get pretty hilarious.

2. Fairs/Carnivals – Lots of schools and towns are having fairs this time of year. I usually end up trying to keep up with my niece and nephew, counting out how many tickets it will take to buy a beer and getting a headache from the bright lights and cotton candy. Not anymore. Now I am going to bring that trusty cooler and park my beach chair next to the funnel cake tent. I’ll stop worrying about shelling out 8 bucks for a Coors Light and drink whatever beer I want – tickets be damned! Then I’ll go run across the Wacky Shaft and maybe try and win a big giant teddy bear. After all, carnival games and tailgating go together like lamb and tuna fish (you prefer spaghetti and meatballs?).

3. Wedding Receptions – Let’s face it, the ceremony is always boring. A total snooze fest. So put on your suit and go right to the reception. While everyone else is yawning in a stuffy church, you and your friends will already be getting the party started. When the wedding party arrives, they’ll take one look at you and say “these guys know how to do it.” Hand the bride a beer and compliment her dress and she won’t care you skipped the ceremony. Then get inside and enjoy yourself. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll end up doing the chicken dance with one of the bridesmaids.

4. Restaurants – Grilling is one of the essential parts of any respectable tailgate scene. But sometimes you just don’t feel like breaking out the charcoal or marinating the meat. The solution? Pile into the car and head down to the nearest chain restaurant or fast food place – T.G.I Friday’s, Wendy’s, Applebee’s, it’s all good. Crank up the tunes and crack a few beers open in the restaurant parking lot. Then break out your cell phone and order some ribs and wings for take-out. After a few beers and maybe a game of ladder golf, you can enjoy some great food. Most importantly, food that you did not have to cook!

5. Train Rides – I’ve got 2 immutable laws for you: Drunk driving is no good, and trains sometimes have bathrooms. Why am I telling you this? So you feel totally cool about tailgating your next long-distance train ride. The next time you and some friends are about to go from Philly to DC or New York to Boston, get down to the train station parking lot nice and early and tailgate the hell out of it. You’ll be nice and relaxed from a great afternoon, you’ll have a designated driver, and you’ll have all the toilets you could possibly want to urinate in.

So there it is – five places for you to expand your tailgating scene. Now maybe some of these are a bit unorthodox, and in some cases downright illegal, but they are worth a shot if you don’t have any football games or concerts on the horizon. Let me know if you have any unorthodox tailgating ideas of your own. And keep your eyes peeled – you might see me at your cousin’s bar mitzvah. I’ll be the guy in the parking lot with a six-pack of Schlitz.

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Bar-gaiting Around Wrigley Field

September 10, 2008 in Uncategorized

Phillies fans outside Wrigley FieldOn a recent trip to Chicago, I learned a few things – beer tastes great at 10 AM, pizza can be eaten by fork and knife, and tailgating at Wrigley Field is a totally awesome experience.

If you’re like me, you’ve heard a million times about how great Wrigley is. The history, the charm, the friendly confines – yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Well, after seeing it for myself, I can assure you – it is all completely true.

I was lucky enough to score some tickets to the Phils – Cubs series over Labor Day weekend. I was excited about checking out the stadium and seeing such a historical park, but a little reluctant about the pre- and post-gaming. Who wants to spend all their time in a crowded, touristy bar, paying for beers? Tailgating means parking lots, grills, and red plastic cups.

Or so I thought.

The bar scene at Wrigley is ridiculous. Every day, my friends and I would take the train to Wrigleyville with nothing but our wallets, cell phones, and Phillies hats. No planning, no packing. On the first day we found ourselves at an outdoor bar (Vines, if you’re keeping score at home) with a bunch of like-minded Phillies and Cubs fans. The place had a nice energetic crowd going, and so did every other bar I could see – it’s like the entire town is in on the party. I still don’t understand how the city of Chicago is able to function the night after a home game.

About five minutes before the game, after hanging out with friends and strangers alike, we pounded our last beers and sauntered across the street into the waiting arms of Wrigley Field. After the game, we simply sauntered back across the street into the waiting arms of the bar. The next day we did the same thing all over again (It’s an easy lifestyle to get used to).

Wrigley Field from the left field standsOn the third day, two out of our foursome had tickets. No big deal,the four of us went to another bar before the game and took part in that Chicago-style tailgating we were all getting so used to. While us non-ticket holders were a little jealous not going into the game, I’m pretty sure my two friends with tickets were a little jealous that they had to leave the bar. So they departed as we spent 9 innings at the bar drinking Old Style, making friends with strangers, and eating hot dogs.

Our table was right next to a large, open window. We felt like we were outside, but with the benefit of air conditioning. When the game ended, our two friends were back in the bar, picking up right where they left off, within fifteen minutes. Everything was so convenient.

Looking back, I don’t know if this bar tailgating scene is something I could keep up. The beers are certainly more expensive, and a large group of people would probably fall victim to lots of text messaging and splitting up.

But the convenience,my god the convenience. There is no need to spend the night before making a plan, no need to buy ice or load the car, no need to worry about paying for parking or finding a sober ride. And there is definitely a certain freedom that comes with being able to spontaneously go to any party you want at the drop of a hat.

Bar-gaiting (as I am now calling it) is something that might not be for everyone, but it is definitely for me,at least when I’m in Chicago.


Tailgating at FDR Park in Philly

August 5, 2008 in Tailgating Ideas

Citizens Bank ParkWhen it comes to tailgating, I love the food, the friends, the lawn games, and the random interactions with strangers. But let’s face it, I’m really here for the booze – everything else is a plus. In my opinion, some of the best tailgates can be totally impromptu. Stopping for a case of Miller Lite and a Styrofoam cooler and breaking out cornhole in a parking lot can be a great time.

But there is something very rewarding about a tailgate done right. And that is what I have been in search of ever since that first magical moment when a warm can of Natural Light hit my underage lips outside of a Dave Matthews Band concert.

For the longest time, I thought tailgating was restricted to the grimy, sticky and unforgiving surface that is the stadium parking lot. That all changed recently and I haven’t looked back.

Last summer, my friends and I headed down to the ballpark for a Phillies game. It was the kind of scheduling – 7:05 start time on a Saturday – that makes my eyes light up, as it gives you maximum time to tailgate. Pulling into the stadium around 1:30, we were stopped by a security guard.

“You guys plan on tailgating,” he asked. The car was packed with coolers, lawn chairs, a grill, a cornhole set and it was almost 6 hours before the opening pitch. The answer was pretty obvious.

“Well you can’t do it here. This is a no-tailgating lot.”

For the longest time, I thought tailgating was restricted to the grimy, sticky and unforgiving surface that is the stadium parking lot. That all changed recently, and I haven’t looked back…

We were pretty taken aback at first, but eventually learned that tailgating was banned only in the parking lot surrounding the Phillies’ stadium (The Eagles, Sixers, and Flyers all play their games in the same gigantic concrete wonderland, so there were plenty of other parking lots literally across the street).

Still though, this was where we had always come for Phillies games. We liked the idea of drinking our beers directly on the site of the old Vet, seeing the line-up cards that they put out before each game and being able to run to the gate to buy any extra tickets that we needed.

Talking with the security guard, I learned that the ban stemmed from a perfect storm of drunkenness earlier in the season (College Night + Dollar Dog Night = Booziness). I also picked up another piece of information, something that has changed my tailgating life for the better – FDR Park.

FDR Park is located across Pattison St., and is a slightly longer walk to the stadium than the other parking lots. However, there is totally free parking, plenty of picnic tables and grass instead of concrete. In a word: Perfect.

Thinking about those parking lot tailgates – hot asphalt, people crammed together, urine flowing freely, not to mention underage drinkers getting a little too rowdy, I count my blessings that we discovered FDR Park.

The trees that line the park provide plenty of shade and it seems like the crowd that gathers is decidedly less stumbling drunk and more just having a good time. There is plenty of table space for the grilling, lots of grass for bocce or tossing a football around and for the ladies, a nearby port-a-potty.

Also, other than being across the street from the stadium, the park has no relationship with the Phillies. So while there are plenty of Chase Utley and Ryan Howard jerseys, there are also family reunions, softball games and good old fashioned barbecuing. It is not hard to strike up a conversation with another group of people and playing against strangers in a game of cornhole or flip cup is not unheard of.

FDR park just might be the best little secret in the Philadelphia tailgating scene. You know what, maybe I should just stop right here…

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