Real Deal: Custom Football Goalpost

August 27, 2011 in Tailgating Gear

To be completely honest, when Dave approached me with the opportunity to review a custom football goalpost, I was skeptical.  I just wasn’t sure what value a miniature goalpost would bring to a tailgate.  But as my wife can surely vouch for, my initial thoughts were wrong.  Good for me, and good for you folks reading this post.

To begin this review, I of course, have to let you know that the custom goalpost was provided free of charge to me from myfootballgoalpost.com.  For frequent visitors of this tailgating site you of course had to know that I had the goalpost customized for the Eagles!

I received the goalposts a few months back, however I thought it would look silly to bring them to a Phillies tailgate.  So instead, I waited until the NFL preseason rolled around to unpack the box and put the product together (which was VERY simple to assemble).  My first impression was how real the posts looked, detailed all the way down to the wind flags at the top of each post.  The post pad was high quality vinyl and the base was sturdy enough to withstand my cat running into it as I repeatedly threw his ball through the uprights!

The goalposts made their tailgating debut this past Thursday night at the Eagles preseason game. The product was a hit for my tailgate and for the tailgaters around us.  I guess you could say it was a different type of eye candy to the passing fans (Though I must admit my wife was looking really hot that day so maybe there was a split of the looks!).

So you are now probably asking yourself, do the goalposts have any value outside of a cool visual stimulant?  With this guy’s imagination, of course they do.

  • When we needed to pass a burger bun we passed it through the goalposts.
  • When we needed to pass a condiment we passed it through the goalposts.
  • Beer caps became the new version of a paper football.  Try and flick them through the goalposts.  If you missed you were chugging.

Overall the main benefit of the custom goalposts was the extra “spice” or fun that they brought to the tailgate.  They made our tailgate stick out in a good way.

Even better is the fact that they aren’t strictly a tailgating product.  After Thursday’s game I brought the goalposts into my office.  The goalposts complimented my collection of bobble heads very nicely (yes, I am the office sports guy).  As they did in the parking lot, the goalposts made for interesting conversation in the office.  I even brought them to a project meeting, along with a miniature football, and magically our brainstorming session became a lot more fun.  If your office is a bit more strict than mine the goalposts will also make a nice addition to your mancave at home.

I would definitely recommend the custom goalposts if you are looking for something unique and different for the football fan in your life.  Click on over to their website for additional product details and ordering information.

A Nevin Shapiro Tailgate

August 20, 2011 in Commentary, Featured, Humor

Sure it makes the NCAA look bad, but the details of the University of Miami booster scandal, involving Nevin Shapiro, made for some interesting reading this week.

The details of the scandal of course (as always) got this tailgater to thinking.  What if Mr. Shapiro was part of my tailgating crew… (Yahoo sports, please note that I said “what if”)

  1. Pre-game tailgating would begin on the way to the parking lot.  Mr. Shapiro’s cash is providing limo transportation to the lot.  Upon arrival our Eagles van is already waiting for us…fully stocked.
  2. Forget about scoping out the eye candy.  Mr. Shapiro can bring the expensive eye candy right to your tailgate.
  3. Screw the Bud Light, I am thinking champagne room.  In the parking lot…Mr. Shapiro can make it happen.
  4. You are always bringing your tailgating tent cause Mr. Shapiro is going to make it rain.  Best day ever for the folks collecting charitable donations in the parking lot.
  5. You are bringing your football and just going long.  No longer do you have to worry about an errant pass hitting a fellow tailgaters hood.  Mr. Shapiro will just buy them a new car…by kick-off.
  6. You extend the tailgating right until the very end.  Screw the clean-up.  Mr. Shapiro will just buy you a new van and grill.
  7. You are starting to go easy on the beer pong.  The Bud Light has been replaced with Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
  8. Again, you are tailgating right until kick-off  (OK, maybe give yourself 5 minutes to spare) because you enter the stadium through the players entrance.  Of course you do because just as Mr. Shapiro does, you are greeting the players right outside the tunnel.
  9. You don’t have to worry about sporting an outdated Jersey because you get one right off the player’s back.  Hey, it’s the least the players could do for Mr. Shapiro and your crew considering the Player is on his payroll (sadly making more money than you and I).
  10. You don’t worry about cutting the post-game tailgate short because of work the next day.  Mr. Shapiro will just have someone else do your work for you, kind of like someone going to college class for you.
  11. The bonus and most important benefit is the cool nicknames that everyone in your tailgating crew has.  My favorite nickname in our group is Uncle Luke.  We can’t have Mr. Shapiro identifying us by name in the great tailgating scandal of 2011.

Hopefully you don’t think my crew is wrong for tailgating with Mr. Shapiro.  The guy offered, no laws were broken, and we needed the help.  Exactly like a college football player.

Sometimes Size Doesn’t Matter

August 6, 2011 in Featured, Tailgating Games

This time next month we will be on the verge of another season of College and NFL football.  Obviously this also means we will be on the verge of College and NFL football tailgating.  Oh the joy, oh the happiness!  Not that you or I need anything to get the tailgating juices flowing but, hey, it never hurts to get a little something, something that gets those tailgating juices flowing.

How does one do that?  Easy start playing cornhole at work.   Stay with me here, it’s 10am, but it’s not a football Sunday so I haven’t yet cracked the first beer.   My senses are still with me…I promise you.

I am talking about table top cornhole sets.  Yep, the ultimate tailgating game is portable to your office desk or home coffee table.  As much as I would love to take credit for this find I can’t and as a good husband I won’t.  The credit goes to my beautiful wife who surprised me with a package at work this week.

Inside the box was a football field, table top cornhole set (purchased from the AJJ Cornhole website).  As the website indicates, the set-up comes with 2 football field painted boards (10in x 5in) and 8 bags (1in x 1in).  The moment I opened the box was the moment that all the work related documents on my desk went into the desk drawers (and some into the garbage can).  This baby was worthy of the prime real estate on my desk, right next to the Phillies and Eagles bobble heads!

The table top game is perfect for those boring teleconferences (probably best to keep your office door closed) or for enticing co-workers to a game as you brainstorm new ideas for a project.  You can even make the loser buy lunch or break the news to your boss that the project is over budget or past due.  Oh yea (as you obviously saw from the picture) no set-up is required and there are no bags with parking lot stains and smells from a bad throw!

But as I mentioned earlier, the absolute best part is that the game gets you PSYCHED for the upcoming football tailgating season.

Instead of stressing at work or home you can instead fill your mind with happy thoughts.  Thoughts of your favorite parking spot, ice cold beers, grilled burgers and sausage, and sauce stained jerseys.  I can’t freaking wait…so much so that I am actually looking forward to preseason tailgating and football…5 more days to kick-off!

Hello Friend

July 31, 2011 in Commentary

Friday evening was a memorable day in Philadelphia sports.  Both the Phillies and Eagles made BIG moves.  As a Philly sports fan I now hope that the “paper” moves translate into Ws on the field.

But since most of you reading this post aren’t Philly fans (instead most of you probably despise us) I’ll spare you my home team excitement and get to the point of this post.

I was tailgating at the Phillies game on Friday evening when the news broke that the Eagles had signed Nnamdi.  Huge move by Eagles but what resulted was even bigger to this fan.  The power and magic of sports was again on display.

I would classify myself as a reserved, quiet person.  You would never know this if you were hanging with me on Friday night.  The moment I found out about the signing I was going from tailgate to tailgate sharing the news and high-fiving everyone.  Once inside the stadium I was approaching random people asking them if they had heard the “big” news.  Once in my seat I made sure that everyone around me knew about the signing and was sharing in my excitement.

And just when my Eagles excitement began bordering on annoyance I was greeted with the news that the Phillies had swung a trade for Pence.  The same events transpired, just in reverse…informing the fans around me, high-fiving the people I came in contact with while exiting the stadium and anyone passing us during our post-game tailgate in the parking lot.

A simple player signing can make strangers the closest of friends.  Your tailgate and game experience automatically becomes 100 times better.  All of life’s stressors are instantly forgotten.  All you care about is your team and sharing your excitement with anyone and everyone that comes in contact with you.

Sports and everything that it encompasses (i.e. tailgating) are just pure magic.  You are given the opportunity to experience emotions in their purest.  There is no faking the smile on your face by a huge player signing.  On the flip side there is no denying that the overriding reason that your Monday morning sucks is because your favorite NFL team lost the day before.  Yeah, Mondays always suck, but fall and winter Mondays suck just a little bit more…it’s the truth!

Not that this fan needed a reminder, but Friday evening again provided the reminder to this fan.  Sports are one of the most awesome things in life!

Tailgating Training Camp

July 24, 2011 in Humor

So I hear football is back or at least it will be by week’s end.  Nothing is final until the fat, shirtless guy in Row 1 sings, but I am confident.

The teams and players have their to do list.  Since tailgaters are part of the team we need a to-do list as well…a.k.a. another top 10 list:

  1. Check to see if Brett Farve is coming to your city.  Oddly, enough he might actually be coming to my city.
  2. Open your closet.  Does your jersey still fit?  Is that player even still on the team?
  3. On Monday morning submit your updated time off request form to your boss.  (Remember, a 1pm kick-off means that you should be OK for work on Monday.  A 4pm kick-off means that you are going to require Monday off.  A 8pm kick-off means that you are going to require Monday and Tuesday off.)
  4. Check the available line of credit on your credit card.  Time to pay off the remaining portion of your season ticket invoice.
  5. Beginning today replace your Sunday morning coffee with a Sunday morning beer.  Look at it as training camp for those 1 pm kick-off tailgates.
  6. Immediately start decreasing productivity at home.  Your To-do list will soon only have one weekend day to complete.  Never too early to set your wife’s expectations really low.
  7. Time to reactive the insurance policy on the Eagles green school bus.  Might also want to check if the thing still starts too.
  8. Team up with the most productive guy / gal at work because your time is now devoted to thinking up the name of this year’s fantasy football team.
  9. Start your daily breathing exercises.  Less than two months until you start sucking in the beer gut to impress the parking lot eye candy.
  10. Get ready to increase your visits to tailgatingideas.com by at least double.

Football is back!  Football tailgating is back!!